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Events..

You know what I hate more then kids on the internet?

14 day long repetitive game events. You know what I hate more then that? 14 day long repetitive game events that becomes a 2 day long repetitive event on the last 2 days. What happen to the last 12 days? Did I just waste all my time?

Yes. Yes you did.

Ask Google.

Inspired by the great John green I’ll be typing in a few words in to Google and see the top searched answers and try to answer them.

Few moments later*

If you searched “Why does”, the questions are a little embarrassing not to mention impossible for me to answer. They include the pain on woman’s chest, one on religious and the other includes an Iphone..

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There are only a few reasons why you would type “Does” into a search engine. One, you’re twelve (thereof) and you question Google for your personal problems, two, you’re like me and wonder if people question Google for their personal problems or three.. you’re doing it wrong.

Well the first search is “Does he like me

And I’m sorry to say.. no. He probably doesn’t. The fact that you’re asking Google heavily suggest that you haven’t even talked to him. You should go talk to him. More importantly, a love life doesn’t matter that much at the age of 12+…++ (which you supposedly are) not as important as experiencing the fully conscious LACK of a love life.  You need to know it exist. Cause if you don’t.. it will feel very unappreciated when it hits you like a train. 

Honestly don’t bother about it and if my 12 year old self would listen to me right now, I would be a much happier person. And you might to.

Second question, “Does amazon ship to Singapore?

Yes Amazon ships to Singapore.. you should ask Amazon next time.

Third question, “Does he love me?

Considering your young age of 12, I’ll say no.. he doesn’t. In fact, he doesn’t even like you. (refer to question one) If you’re not twelve then I have a question for you. Why are you asking Google? There’s only one person you should be asking, and that’s him.

Fourth question, “Does facetime cost money?

From what I heard Apple(The company dammit) gives it for free.

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Personal note*

I wonder why all those questions are directed toward guys. Guess guys aren’t the type to Google their answers.

For those that aren’t happy with the “NO” answers, relax. I’ve asked girls if they loved me before and my answers were worst then a no. Well.. they weren’t exactly a no, it was more of a nod, silence or random gibberish before screaming and violently shaking of heads. But I’ve never heard a reply “yes”.

Everyday we’re broken inside and need something to pull us through. Learn not to give a fuck about the world, change it in your own way. Live it your own way.

*some explanation about the picture.

First tab – Yes that is Dragon Nest SEA..

Second tab – That is not my account..

Third tab – It’s just a song.

Forth tab – Blog

Fifth tab – Google.

Tadaaa nothing suspicious.

Time will heal, right?

Renard – Intensive Care Unit (feat. FIAB) and Renard – Intensive Care Unit (Forekast Remix)

Intensive care Unit is right.

I love comparing remixes. A little something if you like Techno mixed with DNB. (Remix ver)

 

Wrath of the Deepatipapatipo

Right.

I’ll be reviewing this movie from a perspective of someone who has NOT watched Clash of the Beeppatiboobpitipo because clearly, the first movie had not struck me as a good .. film. Either that or that one Percy Jackson film is eating too much of my brain cells. Right, Percy is the son of leviathan Poseidon  and Perci…ous? – Is the son of Zues. You might think if they were all powerful gods they could create their own private whore house and call it eart..

Lets take you up to speed, Gods are dying. (In my dictionary “GODS” don’t die. So I’m going to replace the word god starting from now with the word… peanuts .. or toothpaste.. subjected to my liking.) And the creator of peanuts has offered the toothpastes that in exchange for draining one of the peanuts power it will grant the rest of the toothpaste ETERNAL LIFE!~

I personally thought it was a wonderful movie, the special creatures looks specially intimidating. The effects look pretty pleasing. Titans everywhere! Well I thought wrong. Maybe everything with Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet dreams are made of these” just looks so.. epic. Maybe its just me, but it wasn’t what I expected.

If you enjoy watching heros winning at the last moment even though their not physically or mentally worthy this is a movie for you. Or you just want a taste of Greek. Looks like a few million people want a taste of Greek.

GOSICK.

Too tired to say anything. But a good anime overall. Not the best of endings, but good enough.
If I had to give it a rating.. It would be 8.5/10

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