Eve.

by Mikuhaeru

I think a ate too much..

Anyway was when to watch some Chinese kungfu movie.Supposedly good,but ended up looking like “Cloud” From Final Fantasy verses Cat woman with clothes dispenser.

Although the main character dies which is a really good ending in my books.EVERY MOVIE SHOULD BE THE SAME!!!SPIDERMAN SHOULD DIE!BATMAN SHOULD DIE!

and the world really should have ended in 2012..

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Good, Bad & the Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

8. Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good: You son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Just a little something to brighten up anyone’s day.

Have a good Chinese new year ahead.

Hugs.lols. – Mikuhaeru

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